Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Management Exam...

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Singing to your boss...

How important are our managers in our lives. There a lot of people singing pretty songs to their boss. Amazing! You'll discover that Spanish people not sings only flamenco. JAJA, sorry, it was dedicated for those who still believe that Spanish people are all us 'toreros'. Enjoy the clip. (Mojinos EscocĂ­os).

Friday, June 15, 2007

The car of the boss is not guilty...

You know your boss' car is not responsible of your sickness, but did you never thought have more than words with his car?? (Didn't you thought it???? ....shit...I must back to psychiatrist!)

Well, go to our issue. That guy called Jeremy Clarkson made me see the light. You can not do a good job without the correct tools.

Weapons at the office....

There a lot of different situations to solve in the day to day of our jobs. And maybe sometimes you had the thought of shootting your boss, or the coworker that let you as a bullshit in front of the others. There's the same number of ways to solve this situations as number of situations are. But, sometimes, we see ourselves, forced to use violence against our managers, coworkers, etc. For this cases, here u can find an useful and instructive webpage where you can learns how to build your own weapons from office supplies. Never, anybody will laugh of you again!!! HAHAHAHA
At least you will be the only one who has the reason!!! HAHAHA

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The ideal boss.

I've just found the best boss. Do you want one?

Boss Classifications.

Here you can find an interesting clasification of the different type of boss you can find everywhere.
Thanks to Boss Bitching website by their field duties.
In the pic at the left you can find the typical jerk-drunk boss.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Hard ass

Sometimes we think about kick our boss in her ass, but we must be carefull, there are a really hard asses around the world!

The Buttocks - Watch more funny videos here

Spanish Version

After developping the spanish version, and re-writte it to to english, here you have the link to the first version. It has more content than the english one. I was so busy, and my english is so bad......Click the tits to go to blog.

Looking for the worst boss.

This is the official site for the search of the worst boss around the USA.

But, I invite you to let us know if the yours is still worst.
I'll publicate all the comments.

My boss is a nice guy...

Don't tell me that all the managers around the world are bastards. I believe that there's the possibility that any manager could be a good person. If you really have this strange kind of manager, please let me know it and I'll publicate it to give envy to the rest of this blog readers.

Sometimes, any friend told me that his/her boss was so nice. Normally it's because his/her job is a shit, hid/her salary is also a shit, and his/her schedule is just for getting mad. To say that your boss is nice is the only way to give envy to the others.

To call bastard to your boss is not so bad...

A judge rules that to call 'bastard' to your boss is not so serious. (Alicante - Spain). The judge has passed sentence where says that to call 'bastard' to your boss is not degrading and is not punishable. The judge forces to a little business of the center of Alicante to refund the salary to a shop assistant who was suspended of work and salary along two months after of discuss with her boss and exclaim "What a bastard!!"

The worker had been working for this company along 28 years, and had some differences about the management because she declared against the company in a judgement about a coworker. The company has no chance to appeal.